Each packet cleans 1.5 kg of clothing in 30 liters of water. But how am I supposed to know how much of my clothing weighs 1.5 kg?
Look on the back of the box!
Lessee, towels are 70 grams, "trainers" are 500 grams, "trunks" are 50 grams, socks are 50 grams a pair, button-down shirts and blouses are 200 grams, pajama top-and-bottoms are 500 grams, and "suits" (just the pants?) are 500 grams.
So, I counted out 1.5 kg' worth of socks, underwear, and T-shirts, put 'em in the little laundry basket in my room, and carried them down along with a sachet of laundry powder.
I walked over to the washing machine. (Click through for a bigger image.)
Okay, okay, don't panic, deep breaths, you can figure this out. Almost everything's either in Chinese characters or is English borrowing written in katakana. So: on/off button on the right. "START" button in the middle. Okay. Turn the machine on.
First thing on the left: liters of water. That's good, I'm supposed to use 30 liters. Then: washing time in minutes, the next one is ... umm ... probably number of rinse cycles, then water drainage spin time, then drying time. Hey, this thing is a dryer too! Cool! Next button looks like it's for programming it to start running later on, don't need that.
The three big buttons on the right: choose wash, wash-then-dry, or dry only. Okay, that's good. The last two buttons, hmm, maybe some sort of pre-programmed sequences, I can ignore those maybe.
Yes! I can do this!
Wait a minute -- what's that big C6 doing blinking on and off on the center panel? And blinking on and off with it (but not visible in the picture) is "フィルタ". That must be "filter". Hmm. There's a filter somewhere that needs clearing out.
Okay, let's see, hmm, what's all this on the top door of the washing machine?
Scanning, scanning for "フィルタ". There it is, on the lower right! Hmm, that's for filters inside the drain hose. Hardly seems likely that there's a sensor for that. Gotta be something else.
Open the lid, and hey, there's another lid under it!
Ah-ha! Inside, that pink thing on the left, labeled "フィルタ A"! It's a lint filter. I'll just clean that out -- oh, hey, there's a Filter B under it, I'll clean that out too, reinsert both, and voilà, the blinking light will ...
... stay blinking. Darn.
Okay, lessee, there's another sign here on the inner lid:
I recognize the drawings of my two filters. Okay, um, says something about cleaning out Filters A and B. I did that already. Then let's see, the second red box says, um:
In the case where you insert filter A and B and the filter warning (?) is still lit and "C6 error" is happening, then ... um ... take out the filter and something something something there's a possibility that something or other. Please stick in the attached "suikomi nozzle".
What the heck is suikomi? According to the diagram, it looks like a little vacuum cleaner hose is shoved into the back right of the filter cabinet there. Maybe something's blocked back there. I don't see the suikomi nozzle anywhere, but I'll just stick my fingers back in there and ...
... ugh, pull out all this gross wet matted mildewy lint. No doubt that was the problem!
Okay, put the filters back, close everything up, turn the machine off and on again, and ...
Damn!
That's it, I'm out of ideas. I'll have to try to talk to the manager when she gets back in the morning. In the meantime, instead of doing laundry, I'll post something else on the blog.
Despite your dirty clothes, you are just made of awesomeness. Can't tell you how much I enjoy this blog.
ReplyDelete1. Put in clothes. 2. Add detergent. 3. Press 切/入 on the far right. 4. Press スタート in the middle. 5. Then go back to your room, drink some more 生. No worries.
ReplyDeleteJohn -- where were you last night when I needed you? How right you were -- as my next blog post will reveal.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Tina and I guess with John too.
ReplyDeletethanks Zev.
@Tina: Thanks much! I'll try to keep it interesting going forward.
ReplyDeleteIt's good you were a math major in college!
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